Gah! Is it Wednesday? Seriously? Man, I’m bad.

Here are this week’s fan art and fan videos:

• Oxhorn’s New Years in Seattle by BigStacksTwo
• The Anti-Elf Anthem Karaoke by Ketsumache

Last week’s show was fun! And who knows? Maybe last week’s invisible female co-host will join us for the whole show.

Maybe.

• Scotch & Smoke Rings Epi. 24

So the reason I’ve been a tad tardy the last few updates is that I got a new job. Hooray! Oxhorn can pay his bills. But don’t worry, this doesn’t mean that I’m retiring or anything. I still have the weekends, right? Expect more Oxhorn movies to come!

-Ox

Sorry for the late update! I’ve had quite a day.

Lots of great fan art this week:

• Brandon & Hat by Richard Bamford
• ISW Fan Art by Felicity
• It’s Not a Crime by Bigstackstwo
• Joker Dances to The Great Kodo by SicaGR
• To Oxhorn from Haoy by Brianpwnz777
• The Great Kodo Karaoke by Ketsumachi

Last week’s show was short but great, thanks to falling on New Year’s Eve. Watch me smoke my Christmas presents:

• Scotch & Smoke Rings Epi. 23

That’s it for now, sorry for the short update. Time to take a nap!

-Ox

Happy Monday peeps and peep-ettes! I hope you all had a lovely Christmas. I sure did! I’ll be smoking my new cigars during the show this Thursday at 7:00. But now for the moment we have all been waiting for, the results of my Christmas Cookie Contest!

Third Place

Logo Cookie by Devon & Karen

Gratz guys! How did you know that pink sugar cookies were my favorite?

Second Place

Ox, Stag and Mortuus by Eleyanna

Look at all that detail! Someone did her research—congratz!

First Place

Oxhorn Cookie by Nenja Kothes

Woah woah woah! Look at all the work that went into this sucker. There are even chocolate sprinkles for my beard! Now that is a bakery masterpiece. Congratz!

Our winners will receive some faaaabulous prizes, mentioned here and here. Stay tuned for future contests here at oxhorn.com, and you too may fill your wallet with awesomeness.

Aside from the contest, there is of course my new movie, which I released last week. You can watch “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Raid Isn’t Going to Happen” here on oxhorn.com. I also updated the Oxhorn Brand Movies iTunes podcast, so be sure to download the new flick.

That’s all for now! Chat with me on the forum, check out my new album, follow me on Twitter and Facebook, and be sure to tune in to my show on Thursday, New Year’s Eve, for another fantabulous episode of Scotch & Smoke Rings.

-Ox

Released December 24th, 2009

Merry Christmas! I hope you like the new movie. You can find the song and my new Christmas album here on iTunes:

• Oxhorn’s Christmas for Geeks on iTunes

The album is also available on Amazon.com, iTunes UK, CA, Mexico & Australia, Napster, Rhapsody and many other online retailers.

Come and join me every Thursday night at 7:00 PM Pacific for my show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, which airs at oxhorn.com:

• Scotch & Smoke Rings

Stay classy all!