Happy Monday, to all ye each and every persons.

This week’s show will air on Wednesday at 7:00 PM Pacific instead of Thursday, since I’ll be busy Christmas Eve. Last week’s show was great! I had a super special secret and invisible co-host who made the show that much better. You can watch it here:

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I’ve received lots of fun submissions to my Christmas Cookie Contest, but there is still lots of time! Do you have the cooking skillz0rs? Can you pwn all other bakers with the l33t might of your spatula? Then cook up some Christmas cookies, cakes or pies in an Oxhorn-ish theme and submit them to the contest. Details can be found here and here.

Great fan art this week!

• Smoke Ship by Scorpio Maxwell (Very nice! And yes they totally look like that)
• Joker & The Great Kodo by SicaGR (Is the parrot dancing?)
• One 12 Day Ban by StickyWoW (Someone took it hard lol)

That’s all for now! My new movie should be out in a few days. Follow me on twitter for updates!

-Ox

Happy Monday! Things are splendiferous over on my end, in a quixotasticly gleematic sort of way.

My new music video is almost done! I will try—TRY—to have it for you come next Monday. Time to burn the midnight oil. And light the candle at both ends. While dipping both in elbow grease. Or something.

New fan art and videos!

• Oxhorn’s New Body by Robert Nyhagen
• I Will Pwn U by Robert Nyhagen
• Death Knight Comic by Scorpio Maxwell
• The 12 Days of Christmas by WoW Outcast (Great version guys! Aside from the language )

Last week’s episode of Scotch & Smoke Rings was short and sweet, with just a little scotch and… virtually no smoke rings. Oh well:

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Remember to bake some cookies for my Christmas cookie contest! We have some great ones so far but definitely no winner yet. Check out the rules and prizes here and here.

That’s it for this week! See you during Thursday’s show.

-Ox

Announcing Oxhorn’s Christmas Cookie Contest! Enter images of some Oxhorn-themed Christmas cookies or other bakery that you made for a chance to win some faaabulous prizes:

• First Place: $50 gift card to Amazon.com OR Jinx.com OR ThinkGeek.com OR choose any TWO items from my Oxhorn Brand Store (under $25 each).
• Second Place: $25 gift card to your choice of the aforementioned OR choose any ONE item from my shop ($25 limit).
• Third Place: $15 gift card to your choice of the aforementioned OR choose any ONE item from my shop ($15 limit).

Just bake some cookies, muffins, cakes, pies or whatnot in the shape of your favorite Oxhorn character, movie, theme or idea, and send me a link to an image of your masterpiece using the Contact Form. Check out my blog for the complete rules. Happy baking!

You guys rock! My album has been doing fantastic on Amazon, the one retailer that ranks sales in real time. It has bounced around in the top 10 in Comedy, with the highest I saw being #1, and it has bounced around the top 100 in Holiday, with the highest I saw it at #50.

Oxhorn’s Christmas for Geeks is now on iTunes, so for those who have been waiting, you can pick it up here. I also added a page for the it under the Music tab, which has all sorts of info on the album, including lyrics and scripts.

If you bought it and liked it, write me up a quick review on Amazon and iTunes to help guide other viewers. You’d be rox0rzing my box0rz.

I’ve added some Oxhorn Christmas Cards and Christmas Ornaments to the store. Now your whole family will know how geeky you truly are.

Last week’s show was great! I made it a little longer than normal because this week’s show will be pretty short. If you missed it, you can catch it here:

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Got some sweet fan art and fan vids this week:

• Ox Ur Pipe is Burning by BurgerLord
• Oxmourne by Vyintl Alacart
• Merry Christmas from Bexieftw
• Hark! Hear the Wails Fan Tribute by Irdeen (VERY nice work guys! I’m impressed!)
• Naked Gnome Overboard Fan Tribute

I’m working on a new music video and should have it up within the week. In the meantime, chat with me on the forums, check out my twitter for live updates, and continue to be the savvy and classy individual you most indubitably are.

-Ox

I released my new Christmas album last Friday! You can buy it on Amazon, iTunes (coming soon), Napster, Rhapsody and many other retailers. I’ll be populating the Music page with lyrics and scripts for the new album later today, so stay tuned!

Did you like the album or commercial? If so, let Blizzard know by tweeting or emailing them a link to either/both. I’d be in your debt!

• @warcraft
• wowcommwatch@blizzard.com

Some great fan art and fan videos this week. Thanks all!

• Oxmourne by Will Scott
• Ox the Lich King by BigStacksTwo
• The Baldness is Contagious! by BigStackstwo
• What Staghorn Really looks Like Under his Helmet by Rogantu (Ooo, using figure prints to view the true skin? Very clever!)
• Why to Stay Away from Elves by KingDOTSlashFacePalm

Last week’s Scotch & Smoke Rings was a super special fun thanksgiving version. Watch me be full on turkey:

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Hope you like my album commercial. Now to sit down and turn one of my songs into a music video. Fun times.