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World of Warcraft Movies by Oxhorn
Browse Oxhorn’s World of Warcraft machinima movies using the navigation menu above. Hover over “Movies” above and select your desired movie to go to that page. Note that some movies are nested–the Inventing Swear Words movies are all nested under the Inventing Swear Words menu item, for example.
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Oxhorn’s World of Warcraft Movies
We Three Dwarves
Three Alcoholic Dwarves Sing About Their Sordid Lives And Complain About Women. Your Typical Dwarven Brewfest In World Of Warcraft.
I Saw Three Rogues
Three Smelly Night Elf Rogues Attempt To Kill The Orgrimmar Auctioneers, But Ox & Gang See Them Coming. What Will They Do About It?
Staghorn Gets A Pat Down
The ESA (Elf Security Administration) Has Issued New Full Body Scans And Pat Downs Before Riding The Flight-master. This Can Be Pretty Tricky For Someone Like Staghorn, Who Never Changes His Armor. How Will He Get Through It?
Mister Evil Runs For Office
Mister Evil Believes He Can Run The Evil Alchemist University Better Than His Peers, So He Runs For Office Against His Former Graduate Student And Now Superior, Quintus. What Will He Do To Convince The Board That He Is Truly Evil Enough To Be Dean? Come To Work Driving A Hybrid Kodo? Nothing Is Too Extreme For Mister Evil.
Ox Chop
Oxhorn And Mr. Evil Are Broke--the Economy Has Even Hit Azeroth. After Taking Up A Job As Traveling Knife Salesmen, The Pair Enter The Scarlet Monastery After Hearing Tale Of A Lonely Man Who Likes To Collect Pointy Objects. Will They Make A Sale?
Dalaran's Costume Contest
Oxhorn And Mister Evil Have Come Up With Some Really Great Costumes For Dalaran's Hallow's End Costume Competition. What Are They? Which Of Them Will Win? Why Am I Asking Rhetorical Questions?
Thunk Leaves Home
There Was Once An Ogre Named Thunk. He Didn't Get Along With The Other Ogres, And So He Decided To Explore The World. All Was Going Well Until He Met The Very First Thing He Came Across. If Not For His Great Fatness, He Would Surely Have Minor Bruises. But What Else Lurks In The Cold? In The Dark. In The...um...otherwise Uncomfortable.
Gnome Overboard
Three Men And A Gnome Go Out To Sea To Slay The Mighty Whale, But They Never Come Home To Kiss Their Wives 'cuz Their Ship Goes Down In A Gale. Who Bears The Blame For This Unfortunate Accident? Why, None Other Than The Cursed Gnome!
Inventing Swear Words 5
Ox, Stag And Mort Have Figured Out A Way To Spread Their Invented Swear Words--hack Into Blizzard's Chat Filter! The Process, However, May Be More Complicated Than They Planned.
Oxhorn's Christmas Tree
Oxhorn And Company Are Throwing A Big Christmas Bash When SOMETHING HAPPENS. That's Right, In This Movie There Is A Plot Element That Further Drives The Story. Huzzah! Complete With Christmas Songs, Kodo Eggnog, Pecan Pies (and Even Pecan Trout), My Fourth Annual Christmas Movie Is Sure To Deliver.
Behind The Scenes
I Was Asked To Make This Short Sketch For The Machinima Filmfest 2008 Awards Ceremony. I Was Asked To Either Make A Movie Poking Fun At The Economy Or The 2008 Presidential Election, And I Chose To Poke At The Election. Hope You Like It!
Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes UNITE!
Midget Gnomes Unite! Blue, Yellow, Pink, Green, Red! All The Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes Want To Do Is Eat Cupcakes And Watch A Bull-fight, But Their Boss, The Giant Floating Head, Wants To Send Them On A Mission. Will A Compromise Be Made So That Both Parties Get Their Way? Or Will The Giant Head Assert His Authority? Or Will The Gnomes Poke Out His Eyes And Read Copies Of The Swimsuit Edition Of Good Gnomekeeping?
At The Ball, That's All
This Is One Of The Many Songs From My Movie, Orcs In SPACE! 2. I Sang All Three Parts, But It Is Not An Original Song. I First Heard It In The Laurel And Hardy Movie, Way Out West.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn
A Man In A Funny Hat Confronts Three Engineers Who Have Mocked Him For Believing In The Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will The Man Win Them Over With The Power Of His Rhetoric? Will The Engineers Prove How Foolish He Is And Dismiss Him? Or Will The Invisible Pink Unicorn Show Up And Startle Everyone?
We Eat Flesh!
Francis Baconmeister Jr. Loves Meat, And He Owns A Meat-only Restaurant To Prove It. But What Will Happen When A Bunch Of Hippie Elves Protest His Fine Establishment? And What On Earth Is His Secret Ingredient?
An Oxhorn Brand Medley
Ever Wonder What Would Happen If All The Characters From The Oxhorn Brand Universe Were To Collide? This Song Incorporates Quotes And Choruses From Many Of My Movies. Can You Recognize Them All?
Inventing Swear Words 4
After Grossing Out All His Friends By Announcing His Engagement, The Day Has Finally Arrived For Mortuus To Marry Lacy, The Love Of His Life. Even If She Is A Giant Half-cow Womanish... Thing. And Who Officiates The Wedding? Why, None Other Than Warlord Gorechuck, Who Has Apparently Had His Fill Of Red Snappah!
Epic Raids
My Friend Came Up With This Idea. We Were In The Office Writing Silly Songs About Coworkers And Then He Started Singing This Chorus. I Carried It Further And Wrote The Full Song. For All Those Familiar With The Old TV Show Happy Days, You Should Find This Video Funny. I Tried To Mimic The Show Intro As Much As I Could, And I Even Threw In A "jumping The Shark" Reference. My Coworker StephenM Assisted Me With Some Of The Video Editing.
Oxhorn's Christmas Special
Merry Christmas! It's The End Of Another Year And Time For A Christmas Special From Oxhorn. Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Are Going To A Christmas Party At Shattrath, But The Trip Is Taking Too Long. Staghorn Craves Some Pecan Pie, And They Concoct A Devious Plan.
Hat Vs. Barnaby
Hat The Singing Turtle Loves To Sing, And He Has Many Fans. There Are Others, However, Who Think That His Singing Is Pure Rubbish. Barnaby The Crab Is One Of Them. What Is Left To Do When Your Precious Singing Has Been Insulted By An Ornery Crab? Why, Defend Your Honor, Of Course. A Fight Of Epic Proportions Is Sure To Ensue!
Inventing Swear Words 3
Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Have Been Unsuccessful In Getting Their Newly Invented Swear Words To Be Used, And So They Go Off In Search For The Master Of Euphemisms, To See If He Can Help.
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
Associate Professor Evil Has No Use For The Key To The City Of Orgrimmar, And So He And Barnaby Must Come Up With A New Plan To Harness Great Power!
The Peace Circle
Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil And A Hungry Ogre Named Thunk Sit Down For A Little Chat With A Hippy Elf.
Inventing Swear Words 2.5
You First Saw Them In February Of 2006. You Saw Them Again In December Of The Same Year. Now... They're... BACK!
Elf On
Elf On -- Apply Directly To An Elf! Do Elves Annoy You On A Daily Basis? Elf On. Do You Wish You Could Get Rid Of Them? Elf On. Does The Sight Of Them Fill You With A Rage That You Cannot Explain? Elf On.
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
Associate Professor Evil Seeks To Make The Most Evil Potion In The World, So That He Might Become The Most Powerful Warlock Around. In The Process, He Is Accosted By A Number Of Beggars And Finally Snaps!
Drunken Kodo Riding
Oxhorn Has A Few Drinks And Then Goes Out For A Lovely Ride Through The Barrens On His Kodo, Busco. Little Does He Know That The Orgrimmar Mounted Police Are Watching His Every Turn!
The Anti-Elf Anthem
Of All The Men Of Azeroth, I Must Say That My Least Favorite Race Is The Elf! This Is An Anthem For All Of Those Like Me Who Detest Elves With Every Fiber Of Their Being. And To All Those Who Play Elves Out There, I Fully Realize That You Are Free To Choose Whichever Race You Want. And You Chose Wrong.
Inventing Swear Words 2
Since The Previous Swear Words That They Invented Have Not Caught On Yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Meet Again In Order To Come Up With A New One And To Discuss Promotion Strategies. They Enlist The Help Of Hat The Singing Turtle And Lacy, Who Is Mortuus' Girlfriend. But Things Don't Go Exactly According To Plan.
The 12 Days Of Winter's Veil
To Everyone At Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, My Fellow Machinimator Peers And Most Importantly, All The Fans Whose Support Has Made Movie Making All The More Worthwhile, I Wish You All A Merry Christmas And A Happy Winter's Veil!
The Joy Of Punting Gnomes
This Is A Short Commercial I Made In Response To Xfire's "VIP" Contest. They Asked A Few Authors To Make A Promo Commercial That Would Be Aired On MTV And Its Affiliates, And Then They Would Pick The Best One. "Squirrelbane" By The Fellows Over At Myndflame Was Chosen Over Mine (for Reasons That Are Obvious).
The Great Kodo - With Vocals!
I FINALLY Sat Myself Down And Recorded Vocals For This Thing. I Had To Have The Music Re-written In Order To Do So, But It Turned Out Great! So Then, If You Are A Fan Of The Text Version, I Am Sure You Will Like This Version!
The Tauren's Kilt
When Tauren Are Bored With Fighting Monsters And Alliance, They Like To Frequent Pubs For Some Light Drinking. Of Course, When That Drinking Gets A Little Too Heavy And A Fellow Gets Drunk, Who Knows What Will Happen To Him While He Is Passed Out Cold? It's Best Not To Wear A Kilt When Drinking.
Birth Of The Forsaken
When Prince Arthas Became The Lich King, His Mind Held Sway Over The Corrupted Creatures And Peoples Of Azeroth. But During A Moment Of Weakness, One Of These Individuals Freed Herself From The Mind Of The Lich King. The Elf Sylvanas Then Used Her Will To Break The Chains That Bound Many Of The Corrupted To Arthas' Will. These Freed Souls Became The Forsaken, Forever In Debt To The Dark Lady's Gift. This Film Tells Of Their Birth
Red Snappah!
At Long Last, The Gates To Ahn'Qiraj Will Soon Open! Surely Warlord Gorchuk Has Something Mighty For Oxhorn To Do In Order To Help Open The Gates. Wait... He Wants Peacebloom? That Doesn't Seem Very Mighty...
Inventing Swear Words 1
The Censors In The Game Can Be Quite A Pain For Those Who Desire To Swear. Sure, You Can Turn The Censor Off, But How Then Will You Communicate With Those That Have It On? Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Have Decided To Invent Curse Words In Order To Aid Communication.
Racing The Grimtotem
This Is My First Tragedy, And As Most WoW Movies Seem To Ignore This Category, I Thought It Was About Time To Make One. It Took Me Off And On About Two Weeks To Make, And An Enormous Amount Of Effort That I Probably Should Have Used Getting Centurion, Heh. Special Thanks To Ranai And Setiao, For Without Their Help I Would Not Have Been Able To Finish The Thing. Story Summary: Roper And His Wife Lanalee Are On Hard Times And Have Only Silverleaf Soup To Eat. They Have Already Begun To Talk Of Eating The Family Kodo When Lanalee Finds A Flyer In Gadgetzan Promoting A Race To Be Held In The Shimmering Flats, With A Prize That Is More Than Enough To Buy Food. But Does The Family Kodo Have It In Him To Win The Race? And Even If They Do Win, Who Will Lose, And What Will Be The Consequences Of Either Winning Or Losing? Especially When The Other Racers Belong To The Thuggish Grimtotem Clan...
Hark! Hear The Wails
A Short Carol In World Of Warcraft, With A Devious Twist. Original Music By Oxhorn Of Silver Hand, Based On A Traditional Christmas Carol. Filmed In The Undercity, Dead-bells A'ringing.
Here Ends Oxhorn’s World of Warcraft Machinima Movies
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Lol, i love ozhorn especislly [THIS IS, MY WEDDDIIIING] haha, oxhorn your great
I loove your vids plz make more of them
Working on it!!
i love your videos! the first one i ever watched was “Red Snappa!” i was roflmao the whole time. as per your question “y cant life be like the game?” if i werent already engaged ur pwning skills would have earned u me lawl. l33t <3
My favorite by far is Inventing Swear Words 5. I have watched that video so many times I have it memorized and I laugh each and every time. Best part is the end where Mort goes is sword thing on the Blizz guy. Laughing now just thinking about it! Brilliant!
oxhorn i thank you for all the badd ass stuff you maid. you my friend are the manly man ive evr known your machenima has maid my life worth living [jk on the living the part]. i salute you ox horn for being FRCIKEN AWSOME!!!!!
Yo fOxyHorn. I love you movies:D
I think you should make a movie or serie.. some more like horror and not comedie.
You editing is the best ive seen ( hope ill be as good as that some day)
Make horror man:D
Thx from Norway! aka NORSK STÅL – Frostmane Horde
roflmao — the first one i watched.
i take it back, the first one i watched was “elite raids” but never realized who made it.
Since i found “roflmao (which brought me to tears), i fell in love and had to watch more. I’m looking forward to seeing more soon. Heck, I even rolled a toon on your server, just for the heck of it. XD
Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Keep up the good work and give us more! Especially more associate professor Evil/leutenant colonel Virtue.
Just saying…
Hey Oxhorn, thanks for the videos! You have continually provided my sister and I much w.o.w associated amusment! I’ve seen most of you other comments so more back-patting may be redundant at this point, so may I say somthing else on an entirely different note…
I deeply respect that you give apropriate recognition and thanks to God.
God Bless
P.S…. WE HATE ELVES!
MORE, MORE, MORE… PLEASE
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Did I say that I like your Movies?
inventing swear words more
ox you are proly the best machinima maker ever to live proly evan the most amazing internetet host there is and i think its pritty cool that ya do live shows too man you are just plain awsome
hello
thank you for making very entertaining machinima… they are great, I hope to see some new ones from you soon, I am addicted lol.
I just love your movies!! Your songs are so orginal also that you can’t help but love them!! I do hope you make up more cause i can never get enough!!! My whole guild loves your stuff!!!
So from all of us over n Deathwing guild Dark Star Knights we thank you!!
I love your stuff! Its a soap opera for WoW addicts. Sadly my internet access is limited. Do you have DVDs available of your movies and shorts? Then I could watch them any time.
make more Professor Evil Series
i love the videos hehe
It all started when I was watching pvp videos. Then I came across “ROFLMAO!” This made me laugh so hard I had to watch the rest of your videos. Starting from the top to the bottom. I say they all deserve an eight out of ten. (Scale 1-10)
Oxhorn You have inspred me to make my own machinima it wont be as good as yours but thatnks for the inspiration ! thanks man!
Cant you make a halloween movie this year? It would be gr8!!
GO OXHORN!
ey joo ich bin am start was geeehhht!! Ficken is geil, ficken tut gut WAS GEHT OMG!!!
Let me make my first point as concisely as I can: I love oxhorn with the passion of a thousand stormwind raids.
And now for my main idea: some time ago you had a video of you playing Mortuus during a WOW Halloween event. I know this movie was sort of randomized, but it had some great music and the commentary was hilarious. Sadly, I went to show the video to my younger siblings (horde children are our future) only to discover it is no longer on the site.
Suffice to say I should be very happy if it came back. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.
I love World of warcraft and machinima. This is like a dream come true also I’m taking a dip in the machinima pool too!
Same as Sabaska you inspired me to make machinima, prolly the worst ever machinima but at least its all in the name of god, keep it up
Great machinimas, it has inspired me to make machinimas of my own! Hope to see new oncoming machinimas as they are awesome!
I love all your videos there the best wow machinima iv seen…