We Three Dwarves

Three Alcoholic Dwarves Sing About Their Sordid Lives And Complain About Women. Your Typical Dwarven Brewfest In World Of Warcraft.

Like The Game

What Happens When Oxhorn And Trendy Pop Music Collide? Horror. Horror Happens.

I Saw Three Rogues

Three Smelly Night Elf Rogues Attempt To Kill The Orgrimmar Auctioneers, But Ox & Gang See Them Coming. What Will They Do About It?

Staghorn Gets A Pat Down

The ESA (Elf Security Administration) Has Issued New Full Body Scans And Pat Downs Before Riding The Flight-master. This Can Be Pretty Tricky For Someone Like Staghorn, Who Never Changes His Armor. How Will He Get Through It?

Mister Evil Runs For Office

Mister Evil Believes He Can Run The Evil Alchemist University Better Than His Peers, So He Runs For Office Against His Former Graduate Student And Now Superior, Quintus. What Will He Do To Convince The Board That He Is Truly Evil Enough To Be Dean? Come To Work Driving A Hybrid Kodo? Nothing Is Too Extreme For Mister Evil.

Ox Chop

Oxhorn And Mr. Evil Are Broke--the Economy Has Even Hit Azeroth. After Taking Up A Job As Traveling Knife Salesmen, The Pair Enter The Scarlet Monastery After Hearing Tale Of A Lonely Man Who Likes To Collect Pointy Objects. Will They Make A Sale?

Rabbit Stew

Ox Just Can't Seem To Color The Perfect Easter Egg. Will Mort Or Stag Do Any Better?

Dalaran's Costume Contest

Oxhorn And Mister Evil Have Come Up With Some Really Great Costumes For Dalaran's Hallow's End Costume Competition. What Are They? Which Of Them Will Win? Why Am I Asking Rhetorical Questions?

Thunk Leaves Home

There Was Once An Ogre Named Thunk. He Didn't Get Along With The Other Ogres, And So He Decided To Explore The World. All Was Going Well Until He Met The Very First Thing He Came Across. If Not For His Great Fatness, He Would Surely Have Minor Bruises. But What Else Lurks In The Cold? In The Dark. In The...um...otherwise Uncomfortable.

Work Work, Zug Zug, Dabu

Have A Good Labor Day, And Don't Work Too Hard!

Gnome Overboard

Three Men And A Gnome Go Out To Sea To Slay The Mighty Whale, But They Never Come Home To Kiss Their Wives 'cuz Their Ship Goes Down In A Gale. Who Bears The Blame For This Unfortunate Accident? Why, None Other Than The Cursed Gnome!

Steak Sandwiches

Strapping Gnomes To Exploding Rockets. A Cherished Horde Pastime.

Inventing Swear Words 5

Ox, Stag And Mort Have Figured Out A Way To Spread Their Invented Swear Words--hack Into Blizzard's Chat Filter! The Process, However, May Be More Complicated Than They Planned.

Oxhorn's Christmas Tree

Oxhorn And Company Are Throwing A Big Christmas Bash When SOMETHING HAPPENS. That's Right, In This Movie There Is A Plot Element That Further Drives The Story. Huzzah! Complete With Christmas Songs, Kodo Eggnog, Pecan Pies (and Even Pecan Trout), My Fourth Annual Christmas Movie Is Sure To Deliver.

Behind The Scenes

I Was Asked To Make This Short Sketch For The Machinima Filmfest 2008 Awards Ceremony. I Was Asked To Either Make A Movie Poking Fun At The Economy Or The 2008 Presidential Election, And I Chose To Poke At The Election. Hope You Like It!

Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes UNITE!

Midget Gnomes Unite! Blue, Yellow, Pink, Green, Red! All The Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes Want To Do Is Eat Cupcakes And Watch A Bull-fight, But Their Boss, The Giant Floating Head, Wants To Send Them On A Mission. Will A Compromise Be Made So That Both Parties Get Their Way? Or Will The Giant Head Assert His Authority? Or Will The Gnomes Poke Out His Eyes And Read Copies Of The Swimsuit Edition Of Good Gnomekeeping?

At The Ball, That's All

This Is One Of The Many Songs From My Movie, Orcs In SPACE! 2. I Sang All Three Parts, But It Is Not An Original Song. I First Heard It In The Laurel And Hardy Movie, Way Out West.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

A Man In A Funny Hat Confronts Three Engineers Who Have Mocked Him For Believing In The Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will The Man Win Them Over With The Power Of His Rhetoric? Will The Engineers Prove How Foolish He Is And Dismiss Him? Or Will The Invisible Pink Unicorn Show Up And Startle Everyone?

Dance Fellows Dance

This Is One Of The Two Major Songs In Inventing Swear Words 4

Lovely, You're Lovely

This Is One Of The Two Major Songs From My Movie Inventing Swear Words 4.

We Eat Flesh!

Francis Baconmeister Jr. Loves Meat, And He Owns A Meat-only Restaurant To Prove It. But What Will Happen When A Bunch Of Hippie Elves Protest His Fine Establishment? And What On Earth Is His Secret Ingredient?

Tank Tank Heal Tank

This Song Is From My Movie, Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters.

An Oxhorn Brand Medley

Ever Wonder What Would Happen If All The Characters From The Oxhorn Brand Universe Were To Collide? This Song Incorporates Quotes And Choruses From Many Of My Movies. Can You Recognize Them All?

Orcs In SPACE! 2

Orcs. In Space. Doing Nothing.

Inventing Swear Words 4

After Grossing Out All His Friends By Announcing His Engagement, The Day Has Finally Arrived For Mortuus To Marry Lacy, The Love Of His Life. Even If She Is A Giant Half-cow Womanish... Thing. And Who Officiates The Wedding? Why, None Other Than Warlord Gorechuck, Who Has Apparently Had His Fill Of Red Snappah!

Epic Raids

My Friend Came Up With This Idea. We Were In The Office Writing Silly Songs About Coworkers And Then He Started Singing This Chorus. I Carried It Further And Wrote The Full Song. For All Those Familiar With The Old TV Show Happy Days, You Should Find This Video Funny. I Tried To Mimic The Show Intro As Much As I Could, And I Even Threw In A "jumping The Shark" Reference. My Coworker StephenM Assisted Me With Some Of The Video Editing.

Oxhorn's Christmas Special

Merry Christmas! It's The End Of Another Year And Time For A Christmas Special From Oxhorn. Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Are Going To A Christmas Party At Shattrath, But The Trip Is Taking Too Long. Staghorn Craves Some Pecan Pie, And They Concoct A Devious Plan.

Hat Vs. Barnaby

Hat The Singing Turtle Loves To Sing, And He Has Many Fans. There Are Others, However, Who Think That His Singing Is Pure Rubbish. Barnaby The Crab Is One Of Them. What Is Left To Do When Your Precious Singing Has Been Insulted By An Ornery Crab? Why, Defend Your Honor, Of Course. A Fight Of Epic Proportions Is Sure To Ensue!

Inventing Swear Words 3

Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Have Been Unsuccessful In Getting Their Newly Invented Swear Words To Be Used, And So They Go Off In Search For The Master Of Euphemisms, To See If He Can Help.

Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers

Associate Professor Evil Has No Use For The Key To The City Of Orgrimmar, And So He And Barnaby Must Come Up With A New Plan To Harness Great Power!

The Peace Circle

Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil And A Hungry Ogre Named Thunk Sit Down For A Little Chat With A Hippy Elf.

Orcs In SPACE!

Orcs. In Space. Pestering Meteors. And Singing. You Get The Idea.

Inventing Swear Words 2.5

You First Saw Them In February Of 2006. You Saw Them Again In December Of The Same Year. Now... They're... BACK!

Elf On

Elf On -- Apply Directly To An Elf! Do Elves Annoy You On A Daily Basis? Elf On. Do You Wish You Could Get Rid Of Them? Elf On. Does The Sight Of Them Fill You With A Rage That You Cannot Explain? Elf On.

Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars

Associate Professor Evil Seeks To Make The Most Evil Potion In The World, So That He Might Become The Most Powerful Warlock Around. In The Process, He Is Accosted By A Number Of Beggars And Finally Snaps!

Drunken Kodo Riding

Oxhorn Has A Few Drinks And Then Goes Out For A Lovely Ride Through The Barrens On His Kodo, Busco. Little Does He Know That The Orgrimmar Mounted Police Are Watching His Every Turn!

ROFLMAO!

All I Can Say Is, ROFLMAO!

Krick In The Back!

Oxhorn Gets A Krick In The Back. Warlord Gorechuck Helps Him Out.

The Anti-Elf Anthem

Of All The Men Of Azeroth, I Must Say That My Least Favorite Race Is The Elf! This Is An Anthem For All Of Those Like Me Who Detest Elves With Every Fiber Of Their Being. And To All Those Who Play Elves Out There, I Fully Realize That You Are Free To Choose Whichever Race You Want. And You Chose Wrong.

Inventing Swear Words 2

Since The Previous Swear Words That They Invented Have Not Caught On Yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Meet Again In Order To Come Up With A New One And To Discuss Promotion Strategies. They Enlist The Help Of Hat The Singing Turtle And Lacy, Who Is Mortuus' Girlfriend. But Things Don't Go Exactly According To Plan.

The 12 Days Of Winter's Veil

To Everyone At Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, My Fellow Machinimator Peers And Most Importantly, All The Fans Whose Support Has Made Movie Making All The More Worthwhile, I Wish You All A Merry Christmas And A Happy Winter's Veil!

The Joy Of Punting Gnomes

This Is A Short Commercial I Made In Response To Xfire's "VIP" Contest. They Asked A Few Authors To Make A Promo Commercial That Would Be Aired On MTV And Its Affiliates, And Then They Would Pick The Best One. "Squirrelbane" By The Fellows Over At Myndflame Was Chosen Over Mine (for Reasons That Are Obvious).

The Great Kodo - With Vocals!

I FINALLY Sat Myself Down And Recorded Vocals For This Thing. I Had To Have The Music Re-written In Order To Do So, But It Turned Out Great! So Then, If You Are A Fan Of The Text Version, I Am Sure You Will Like This Version!

The Tauren's Kilt

When Tauren Are Bored With Fighting Monsters And Alliance, They Like To Frequent Pubs For Some Light Drinking. Of Course, When That Drinking Gets A Little Too Heavy And A Fellow Gets Drunk, Who Knows What Will Happen To Him While He Is Passed Out Cold? It's Best Not To Wear A Kilt When Drinking.

Birth Of The Forsaken

When Prince Arthas Became The Lich King, His Mind Held Sway Over The Corrupted Creatures And Peoples Of Azeroth. But During A Moment Of Weakness, One Of These Individuals Freed Herself From The Mind Of The Lich King. The Elf Sylvanas Then Used Her Will To Break The Chains That Bound Many Of The Corrupted To Arthas' Will. These Freed Souls Became The Forsaken, Forever In Debt To The Dark Lady's Gift. This Film Tells Of Their Birth

Red Snappah!

At Long Last, The Gates To Ahn'Qiraj Will Soon Open! Surely Warlord Gorchuk Has Something Mighty For Oxhorn To Do In Order To Help Open The Gates. Wait... He Wants Peacebloom? That Doesn't Seem Very Mighty...

Inventing Swear Words 1

The Censors In The Game Can Be Quite A Pain For Those Who Desire To Swear. Sure, You Can Turn The Censor Off, But How Then Will You Communicate With Those That Have It On? Oxhorn, Staghorn And Mortuus Have Decided To Invent Curse Words In Order To Aid Communication.

Racing The Grimtotem

This Is My First Tragedy, And As Most WoW Movies Seem To Ignore This Category, I Thought It Was About Time To Make One. It Took Me Off And On About Two Weeks To Make, And An Enormous Amount Of Effort That I Probably Should Have Used Getting Centurion, Heh. Special Thanks To Ranai And Setiao, For Without Their Help I Would Not Have Been Able To Finish The Thing. Story Summary: Roper And His Wife Lanalee Are On Hard Times And Have Only Silverleaf Soup To Eat. They Have Already Begun To Talk Of Eating The Family Kodo When Lanalee Finds A Flyer In Gadgetzan Promoting A Race To Be Held In The Shimmering Flats, With A Prize That Is More Than Enough To Buy Food. But Does The Family Kodo Have It In Him To Win The Race? And Even If They Do Win, Who Will Lose, And What Will Be The Consequences Of Either Winning Or Losing? Especially When The Other Racers Belong To The Thuggish Grimtotem Clan...

Hark! Hear The Wails

A Short Carol In World Of Warcraft, With A Devious Twist. Original Music By Oxhorn Of Silver Hand, Based On A Traditional Christmas Carol. Filmed In The Undercity, Dead-bells A'ringing.