Whalers

As we all know, gnomes are cursed!

Whaling is a hard trade. The massive brutes are elusive and men can spend weeks at sea without ever seeing one. Being simple folk, they tend to spend the time looking for reason in every slightest thing. Gnomes, for example, have been proven to be the cause for any and all calamities at sea, and so, goes the reasoning, it is better to destroy a gnome at sea than wait for destruction to come.

Unfair? Maybe. But it passes the time.

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One Response to Whalers

  1. OrduronNo Gravatar says:

    Nyeh. I always prefer to punt em off high places, like the Great Lift. I remember one time, in Outland I punted on off the edge of Hellfire. Heh heh.

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