The vulgar trolls are pretty vulgar. Why, you may ask? Because they are always telling “your momma” jokes. And they aren’t even that funny. I mean, they are so predictable. Troll A casually refers to a random female, troll B asks who she is and—get ready for a shocker—it’s your mom! So very vulgar.

Aside from their vulgarity, they are pretty laid back sort of folks. They like to hang out in the Shimmering Flats, build camp fires and talk smack about each other’s moms. They’re also pretty tolerant. They don’t care who or what you are—elf, human, troll, or ogre, they will pick on you, mock you, laugh at you and, if you can tell a your-momma joke, they’ll befriend you.

If only the rest of the world were so intolerably tolerant.

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