Phineus & Hackey Bub-Wuh
Phineus and Hackey Bub-Wuh are the lead anchors for Channel Horde News. Phineus is a bit over-dramatic, which can sometimes interfere with the broadcast, but luckily, Hackey Bub-Wuh is always there to cover for him. Though she would never admit it, Hackey Bub-Wuh harbors a secret desire to beat Phineus over the head with a rotting red snappah.
Ah, the simple fantasies are often the best.