Arrogant Elf

The arrogant elf has it all figured out. He lives green, rides hybrid kodos and recycles everything. He is one of the founders of the Guild of Self Important Engineers, and he knows all about machines, industry, science and progress.

If you cross him, prepare to get mocked. If you eat meat, prepare to be hated. Just be sure to do exactly what he says, for he knows better than you!

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26 Responses to Arrogant Elf

  1. OrduronNo Gravatar says:

    Look an argument! Let the Trolls on either side flex their little flame fingers, and the Flame War begin! I am taking Leon’s side with this. Seriously with the Lion man? DOUBLE U TEE EFF MAN? How does that happen? And aswell, what up with the Hummus? Sure it “may” be tasty and all, but it thoroughly sucks.

  2. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    shut up tom fool i saw you eat billy’s porkbelly pie when he wasn’t looking ps. i ate all the plants you would have ate but now you have only for survival so that means WE DINE IN THE FORESTS

  3. Arrogant ElfNo Gravatar says:

    hah let’s see about that

  4. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    it isn’t evil it’s nature animals eat other animals what are you gonna do make a Tyrannosaurus in the past eat plants

  5. Arrogant ElfNo Gravatar says:

    i’m gonna call swat team and have analysis tests of how evil you are against animals they feel pain too i taught a lion to eat plants

  6. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    Meat is no murder cause usually people or animals kill to get food or defend their territory, and Night Elves ride sabertooth cats

  7. rottenriderNo Gravatar says:

    he`s gay whit his asistant

  8. MattwoNo Gravatar says:

    Nelves don’t ride kodos LAWL…if any ally race were to ride them it’d be the Dwarves due to how alike they are to Tauren. Besides, this guy makes machines like a gnome does…except his are more “5UPR3/\/\3 3P1( pH41L”

  9. AnoXyNo Gravatar says:

    If you eat meat, or talk bad about Elfs, He will come and dance for you on all your mailboxes!

  10. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    Have a taste of meat and see how you like it cause it is tasty if you don’t eat meat i will buy Elf On and use it on you got it? if you eat some meat Elf On will be back to the Vendor

    • OrduronNo Gravatar says:

      This is the kind of thinking I like. Aswell, I believe that plants such as Apples, Oranges, Tomatoes, coconuts, grapes, bananas, and the like can all be considered “Meat Fruits” The have some kind of skin, and edible flesh-like substance on the inside. Leafy Vegetables, like Lettuce, suck it. And can “go die” as one of my non-WoW playing friends says.

  11. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    I eat both Meat and Plants such as Apples Chickens Pork Turkey Potatos and other healthy Meats and Plants

  12. OrduronNo Gravatar says:

    I in all truth know someone who has an elf ear, not a big elf ear like in Wow but like one from LOTR he’s a half elf….. and my brother
    come to think of it my mom has an elf ear too, well thats besides the point the point is im gunna get zum tasty sugar cookie elf ears. Mmmmmmm elf…

  13. Ding-MeNo Gravatar says:

    Hummus and vegetarian bad…
    Meat and Shadowmeld good.

  14. AbsconderNo Gravatar says:

    Watching your video makes me sometimes feel guilty for being a vegetarian and liking hummus. However, I do hate elves and people who get angry at people for eating meat. So, big fan of “Arrogant Elf” as you call him.

    • OrduronNo Gravatar says:

      /evilface /smack No! We do not eat vegetables here! Shun! Also please excuse my fancy speaking brother AKA: Anonymous WoW Player. He can be an ***hole sometimes.

      Well, to me he is.

  15. NIGHT ELFS SUCK!! but blood elfs are awsome you hate elves well so do i!! *even though i am one*

    • I do not believe so, but sir, I respect our opinion and shall state mine in big letters so you may see it.

      I believe the truth is the contrast, that Night Elves are the better, and those that do eat Hummus are gay hippees. For, since Blood Elves be the descendants of Night Elves, they might as well be the same.

      He who laughs last, laughs best.


      • HandOfChaosNo Gravatar says:

        Actually, the Blood Elves are the remnants of the High Elves. They became the Blood Elves when Arthas destroyed Silvermoon City. The Night Elves and the High Elves were once just “elves” before the Sundering Of Kalimdor. Great. Now u made me feel like a nerd…

        • Actually, Nerd retaliation here, The Blood Elves were originally the High Elves, whose skin color changed from purple to white(ish) due to extreme magic use, they traveled to where Silvermoon is, and after Arthas ownage of them, they vowed themselves Blood Elves. At least some of them did, some remained using non-fel magic sources, and as well High Elves. And sure origin is probably that they were just once “elves” High Elves branched from Night Elves, and Blood Elves sort of took most of the populace into there fel oblivion with them, though few High Elves did remain, as previously stated.

  16. Truth be told I hate Hummus and you can’t live life without meat as eathir so in literlization theres only a few Night Elves who aren’t…*clears throat* Them.. -Teorah (Tey-o-rah) The None gay Night Elf

  17. PranshuNo Gravatar says:

    Plants have souls, too, you know!

  18. MarkyBNo Gravatar says:

    he should have believed in the Invisble Pink Unicorn.

  19. He was also in “We Eat Flesh!”

  20. DibullbaNo Gravatar says:

    Wasn’t he also in Dynamite Action Team episode #3? I know Oxhorn did participate in those videos and I can swear he was in it.

  21. AlerosNo Gravatar says:

    Humus….he needs to get out more!

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