Thunk


Thunk was named for the sound he made when he fell out of his mommy’s belly. He always thought it was a terribly cute story, but he has yet to get a warm reception after telling it. Thunk, however, has never been one to give up. No, he will continue to tell the story, and to eat turkey, and to do a great many things that other ogres don’t want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy he is. He is also a very polite ogre, which is why the other ogres don’t let him hang out with them at Dire Maul and other oger-ish places, for what kind of ogre is polite?

Instead, he eats turkey and attends self-help meetings to learn more about himself. He usually ends up hating whatever he learns, and instead hangs out with his friends, the Vulgar Trolls.

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24 Responses to Thunk

  1. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololrofl i like turky burgers!(and… BEEF!)

  2. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    they should make him a pilgrim’s bounty npc

  3. Peconpie7No Gravatar says:

    In cata a desolace NPC named thunk will appear.
    he works for cenarion circle.

  4. MattwoNo Gravatar says:

    Didn’t he appear at Mort’s wedding reception?

  5. OpolloNo Gravatar says:

    lol lol, wish he was a npc in all places with…

    … TURKEY!!!!!!

  6. JediCody2No Gravatar says:

    I think Thunk would make for an interesting NPC for Pilgrim’s Feast.

  7. kotten111No Gravatar says:

    I LOVE THUNK!!! I feel that he’s the best ogre ever and he has a very complex personality ^^

  8. AnoXyNo Gravatar says:

    ” Me saw a little birdie, that had a prety head! Me came up fast and sat on him, and now the bird is dead! ”

    Thunk is a great poet! Perhaps his inspiration comes from the tasty turkies!

  9. BartsilverNo Gravatar says:

    my favourite character. He likes turkey, i like turkey :D

  10. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    He is really an orc in WoW

  11. LeonniketNo Gravatar says:

    Wait isn’t he in Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree

  12. turke turke for evrybody

  13. KasasNo Gravatar says:

    I think you should make a thanksgiving special about thunk…. he likes turkey doesn’t he?

  14. Ubber PyroNo Gravatar says:

    Thunk Evrey Turkeys worst enemy

  15. TherawynNo Gravatar says:

    These carunkles are very tasty!

  16. mohawkkidNo Gravatar says:

    that’s pretty frightening mon. you know what’s even more frightening? what? YOUR MOM!

  17. IceidethNo Gravatar says:

    Thunk hungry, so Thunk eat Thunks’ lunch.

  18. turkey for everyone! i cant wait for the new short called ‘thunk leaves home’!

  19. LaddNo Gravatar says:

    But those weren’t his main appearances. Though, he should be listed for Christmas Tree…

  20. YetiNo Gravatar says:

    He was in oxhorns christmas tree…

  21. LonomiNo Gravatar says:

    Thunk was in “Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree,” and “Inventing Swear Words 4″ too, wasn’t he?

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