The Master of Euphemisms
The Master of Euphemisms lives within a cave in the Un’Goro Crater. He is the master of wordplay, and can fill any seemingly harmless phrase with naughty meaning. Although his visage is appealing, and ladies chase his tires, he has been sadly unlucky in matters of non-oral rumination. Most recently, he met a filly who was keen and whose approach was navigable, but when he failed to rise and shine, she left him for some red-blooded cracker-jack. The experience has so crushed him that he fled the Crater and now works as an unlicensed purveyor of aquatic trans-location.
He’s a ferry-man.
Translation: He met a female troll who liked him but when it was time for him to make love to her he couldnt perform so she found an orc who could perform so she left him and he fled and became a ferry master.
I can’t remember if it says something at the end of Inventing Swear Words 5 but if it didn’t I’m thinking he’s still probably there at the Blizzard HQ mindin’ that boat since the gang were teleported back to Kalimdor.
Why is it that there it one troll in all bloiting azeroth that doesnt speak like a draking jamaican?
I think he should have been the horde’s Northend ferryman
I find him very calming cuz it’s like whatever happens he will just sit there ”mindin the boat” ^^
He is so cool! My favorite oxhorn character.
OK translation he met a girl troll that liked him, but i unno that part so she left him for a person who could do whatever it is that iunno….. so hes an unlicensed ferryman to pass the time FTL!
Hey, he’s very hip and cool ^^
go make some vids with him !
Best freakin character ever!
Just sittin’ here mindin’ the boat.
Not sure whthe rthis is good or bad, but I can undersatdn the weird menaing behind what he says sometimes. *shrug*
w00 go MoE trolls ftw but da trolls dey talk in da jamacian accent mon
ARRRRR!! why does everypne add mon to the end of everything they say! god its a freaking weird stereo type!
Oh, the master is amazing.
I think he´s great. He is the best character you have ever made ox. I did never think I would say this but you have finally created a character that dosn´t sucks, Bravo.
dont mind me, just minden the boat.
He is also Cajun!!! FTW