Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes
Midget Gnomes unite! Blue! Green! Pink! Yellow! Red! The Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes are the secret defenders of Stormwind City. Whenever the city is in terrible peril, the Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes are there! Cross them and they shall unite and transform into a terrible and powerful being that none can stop! With their headquarters being somewhere in the Alterac Mountains, the Gnomes are poised to go out, at a moment’s notice, to wherever the Giant Floating Head tells them.
Or at least, that’s what the visitor’s brochure says. In truth, the Gnomes are pretty lazy, and would rather eat cupcakes and watch a bullfight.