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Lacy is Mortuus’ wife. She is a big ugly female Tauren. Now, Tauren are not ugly by nature. In fact, many Tauren women are down-right beautiful. It’s just that Lacy is not one of those Tauren women. In the words of Oxhorn, “She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles.”

But don’t let Mortuus know that she’s ugly. Hat made that mistake one time. He even sang her a song about how ugly she was. Let’s just say that Hat didn’t sleep very well that night.

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13 Responses to “Lacy”

  • MattwoNo Gravatar says:

    She’s obviously a Male who had some “slightly failed” gender reassignment lolz

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  • kotten111No Gravatar says:

    I find that Lacy is allaround hated (or atleast not respected) by mostly every1 exept for Mortuus and I wonder how her life were before he came along, coulden’t u make a movie about that? U could name it all about Lacy or something like that ^^

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  • KevinNo Gravatar says:

    hehe, she is cool.

    i have made a tauren female hunter who’s name is: Lanalee =)

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  • I love Lacy so much that i made my own Lacy (level 35 tauren druid) i think she is awesomely awesome =)

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  • DawnNo Gravatar says:

    @Therawn i totally agree FTW MORT roflmao.

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  • TherawynNo Gravatar says:

    I like Lacy. And she’s not ugly at all in my opinion. And I have to say, when I first saw Lacy and Mort together (Inventing Swearwords 2) I thought Mort was a one night stand kinda guy. But after watching the rest, I saw his true colours. I’m jealous of Lacy, I also wanna have a guy like Mort ^^

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  • StraszaNo Gravatar says:

    shes one of my favorite characters. btw shes definitely druid or warrior. but i like tauren hunters. its human season!

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  • didnt she appear in roflmao to?

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  • AshleyNo Gravatar says:

    yes good question, what class is he? im guessing she is either: druid, warrior or a hunter, she had a hammer like mace in a song.

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  • It doesn’t matter what Lacy looks like. She got a guy like Mortuus, and I’m jealous! :)

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  • winkenoNo Gravatar says:

    she no ugly.. murtuus have good taste like them big beefy girls!!! ROLFMAO!!!!

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  • What class is Lacy I’ve always wondered she uses a hammer so that just leaves 4 of the 5 tauren classes. Lol

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  • DumpidNo Gravatar says:

    Lawl, i know someone like lacy in real life. good personality though =]

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