Lacy


Lacy is Mortuus’ wife. She is a big ugly female Tauren. Now, Tauren are not ugly by nature. In fact, many Tauren women are down-right beautiful. It’s just that Lacy is not one of those Tauren women. In the words of Oxhorn, “She looks like she was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles.”

But don’t let Mortuus know that she’s ugly. Hat made that mistake one time. He even sang her a song about how ugly she was. Let’s just say that Hat didn’t sleep very well that night.

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29 Responses to Lacy

  1. She looks just like any other female Tauren… Except she has a male voice actor(same as stag)! And for all you talking about elves, none of the main characters in an Oxhorn brand movie would date an elf, for they thoroughly despise all elves, and I can support them there. And Dranei are just space goats and a fail attempt to give Alliance a “beast race” that sounds retarded when fighting.

  2. I also thought that you could expand on a scene from Inventing Swear Words 2.5. I’m guessing it’s supposed to be Lacy in a restroom sitting in a stall next to an undead chick where Lacy is asking for some toilet paper and the undead chick doesn’t have any to spare. I was thinking that you could expand on that with another female of a different race asking them why they would enter a stall and sit down without making sure there was toilet paper in the stall, and then passing them some toilet paper.

  3. I noticed that Lacy is called “Lauren” in the mtvU video where Mortuus is on the computer looking at mtvU.com and she’s trying to get him to do something with her instead of being on the computer all day.

  4. katesNo Gravatar says:

    I have to say, when I first saw Lacy and Mort together (Inventing Swearwords 2) I thought Mort was a one night stand kinda guy.

  5. QuinnNo Gravatar says:

    Wat u talkin bout y would mort take an ugly cow wat evr that thing is and sing about here have kids with her when there was a super hot Belf human Nelf and draenii chick that crashed his wedding but lacy killed if he is a ubber l33t as he says he should have stopped her and took the hot girls.Or btw she must have some attitude or a heart of gold or something bcause she is ugly bcause she tauren all tauren girls r ugly only human elf draenni and undead babes r good.

    P.S If he is such a ladies man y doesnt he get a real babe.

  6. AsseNo Gravatar says:

    i dont think she’s ulgy…well, the voice makes her scary xD but my tauren looks like her and i really think female gnomes are UGLY! also the dwarves…but its just my opinion

  7. GrimtowerNo Gravatar says:

    I know that for the sake of the movie series she is considered “ugly”, but her actual model is not ugly to me in the least. Then again, I have a thing for Tauren women in general and have not really encountered a Tauren I would consider ugly.

  8. grenthornNo Gravatar says:

    shes okay but the elfs are hotter. but the elfs are homo…uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
    but what about the space-goats the dranie, drinia well you know what i meen

  9. aloradanenNo Gravatar says:

    omg shes so btifl 4 sure +I lov her n dat outfit…… ftw l33t <3 u gyz

  10. JasonNo Gravatar says:

    i dont think shes ugly lol… well, atleast not for a tauren.

    ~_~

  11. KiityNo Gravatar says:

    I have the ultimate nerdy moment. I made a Laci and my bf made a mortuus in WoW and we raid together. We are quite happy with this idea. btw, we are both big oxhorn crazed peoples <3

  12. sandles204No Gravatar says:

    i have a charecter that looks just like lacy. her name is dairyqueens.:D

  13. AAAGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!….. no but seriously, y she in her “bikini” here? it am hurts my eyes…

  14. MattwoNo Gravatar says:

    She’s obviously a Male who had some “slightly failed” gender reassignment lolz

  15. kotten111No Gravatar says:

    I find that Lacy is allaround hated (or atleast not respected) by mostly every1 exept for Mortuus and I wonder how her life were before he came along, coulden’t u make a movie about that? U could name it all about Lacy or something like that ^^

  16. KevinNo Gravatar says:

    hehe, she is cool.

    i have made a tauren female hunter who’s name is: Lanalee =)

  17. I love Lacy so much that i made my own Lacy (level 35 tauren druid) i think she is awesomely awesome =)

  18. DawnNo Gravatar says:

    @Therawn i totally agree FTW MORT roflmao.

  19. TherawynNo Gravatar says:

    I like Lacy. And she’s not ugly at all in my opinion. And I have to say, when I first saw Lacy and Mort together (Inventing Swearwords 2) I thought Mort was a one night stand kinda guy. But after watching the rest, I saw his true colours. I’m jealous of Lacy, I also wanna have a guy like Mort ^^

  20. StraszaNo Gravatar says:

    shes one of my favorite characters. btw shes definitely druid or warrior. but i like tauren hunters. its human season!

  21. didnt she appear in roflmao to?

  22. AshleyNo Gravatar says:

    yes good question, what class is he? im guessing she is either: druid, warrior or a hunter, she had a hammer like mace in a song.

  23. WakkasLoveNo Gravatar says:

    It doesn’t matter what Lacy looks like. She got a guy like Mortuus, and I’m jealous! :)

  24. winkenoNo Gravatar says:

    she no ugly.. murtuus have good taste like them big beefy girls!!! ROLFMAO!!!!

  25. What class is Lacy I’ve always wondered she uses a hammer so that just leaves 4 of the 5 tauren classes. Lol

  26. DumpidNo Gravatar says:

    Lawl, i know someone like lacy in real life. good personality though =]

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