Staghorn
Staghorn is level thirty-three. He wears green iron armor and likes it so well that he has no intention of ever changing it. He belongs to a guild named Reluctance, which role-plays all the time, and he takes his role-playing very seriously.
After spending hour after hour with his guild-mates, tagging “–eth” to the end of every word and throwing out nuggets like “dost”, “thou” and “forsooth”, Staghorn will often hang out with his friends Oxhorn and Mortuus to relax. Mortuus, however, tries hard to make Staghorn’s relaxation hardly relaxing.
Movie Appearances:
- Inventing Swear Words 1
- Inventing Swear Words 2
- The Joy of Punting Gnomes
- ROFLMAO!
- Inventing Swear Words 2.5
- Inventing Swear Words 3
- Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
- Inventing Swear Words 4
- Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
- Inventing Swear Words 5














srry about the spam ox lag
like i said i have a level 36 blood elf pally with almost the same helm expet it’s the tuskar helm also have you heard about ItrWow it’s free FREE I tells ya and if you give the site 80 bucks you’ll be able to fly in azeorath sooo wat are ya waiting for ox go go(and srry about the long comments srry)if ya join that i might see ya PECAON PIE FOR ME WHEN YA GET HERE
like i said i have a level 36 blood elf pally with almost the same helm expet it’s the tuskar helm also have you heard about ItrWow it’s free FREE I tells ya and if you give the site 80 bucks you’ll be able to fly in azeorath sooo wat are ya waiting for ox go go(and srry about the long comments srry)if ya join that i might see ya
Staghorn should level up and get Fel Iron Armor. It’s still green
sorry stag but fun fact about me im alergic to pecans
I LOVE PECAN PIE ETH!
Staghorn all the way…eth!
aha!
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WTF? Staghorn is a PHAIL7 Traitor! His only guildmate is a newb level 66 BELF! AN ELF! WTFPHAIL!
WTF? Hark! He hath 11 more levels than before?
Why hath blizzard made thine foul-mouthed undead a NPC when there is nary a staghorn NPC? Forsuth! Not even thine main charcter, Oxhorn? LOLZ
Forsuth! He doth hath none talents!
”let me in I wanteth my pecan-pie!” Awsome ^^
“Hat had-eth the best costume all the time” Staghorn rules.
Oxhorn: hey stag what level did you say you were?
Staghorn: level 33.
Oxhorn: dude your going to aggro every creature in this zone!
Mortuus: pwng time
(epic battle scene)
1. Staghorn is level thirty-three.
2. http://www.wowhead.com/?item=10628
3. omg hax!
Somethin wrong :/
44 wow and me 41
wait isn’t he fighting Oxhorn in Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes?
Grats on 44 and Where did you get the green armor?
Staghorn, i’m on an rp server, and even i’m lvl 80 D: come on!
Wow-eth you could-eth be spending more time-eth leveling…
Wow-eth! ^^
“Where-eth be-eth my pecan pie?”
He’s cool not as good as Mort Or LCV But stil Cool
Doth thou mean-eth i may nay eat-em my pecan pie?
Stag is kind of like me. on RP servers I hate non-rpers, though when I get around to getting onto Silver Hand, I won’t hate Ox or Mortuus (Is Mortuus even a real character on WoW?).
@Ladd, just a heads up, there isnt much rp to be had on silver hand unless you look REALLY hard for it
Ladd Mortuus and Oxhorn are in facteth Wow Characters. Dost ye haveth no mindeth inside your craniumeth
i liketh stag aloteth! =]