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Mortuus
Mortuus is an ubar l33t d00d. You know that guy that pwns ur flak hard? You know that guy who hangs out in Darnassus waiting for some gray elf to walk by? You know that guy who camps the graveyard, waiting for you to respawn? Mortuus, Mortuus, Mortuus. And he makes no apology for his behavior. After all, you chose to play the Alliance, and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.
Mortuus has spent so much time perfecting his l33t ninja skillz that he never had a chance to learn the English language properly, and thus he can’t help but speak in l33t. But don’t make fun of the way he talks, or he’ll r0x0rz ur b0xorz with some r0ffle-waffles, you n00bish bloiting blits. Ftw.
Mortuus makes an appearance in Wrath of the Lich King. Thanks Blizzard!
UPDATE: Guess what? He also makes an appearance in Cataclysm! Here are two pics of him as “Grand Executor Mortuus” in Cataclysm. Thanks AGAIN Blizzard!
Major Movie Appearances:
- Hark! Hear the Wails
- Inventing Swear Words 1
- Inventing Swear Words 2
- ROFLMAO!
- Inventing Swear Words 2.5
- The Peace Circle
- Inventing Swear Words 3
- Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
- Inventing Swear Words 4
- Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
- Inventing Swear Words 5
- Oxhorn Brand Music
- Steak Sandwiches
Mortuus is a real character:
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L0l omg, from a l33t undead rogue on adventures with his friends, to Foreman Mortuus, and then to Grand Executor Mortuus roflwaffle! He sure is UbärUbärl33t d00dz, zomg ftw nubs!
Does any1 know who hobbs is?
Mortuus is L33T
MY NAME SAYS IT ALL!!!!
Is it wrong to say that Mortuus is cute?? I love him for that reason. Too bad he’s got a girl.:( But he’s still my fave!!
Would be nice with a list of all the ‘Oxhorn swear words’ and what they are replacing. Could be fun to use these words IRL.
And yea, Mortuus is epic. The coolest char of em all
All Horde shall fall to my epic Alliance PvP powers (or lack thereof)! -Sincerely, a Druid too cheap to reroll Horde
Try hear “The Orna-Prints salesman” from the music player, its a true Mortuus track
I love it 
FTW
Yeah why the bloit would you believe it said “Dr00d”(Druid) When it says D00D (Dude)
You gotta learn to talk or he’ll r0xorz your b0xorz…
But ye, I love him aswell
My favourite character. Let’s see if Bl1zz teached him to speak probably in Cataclysm.
Gotta love Brandon!
PS: Why does blizzard gave him the flakking warlock PvP gear when it’s pretty clear he’s a rogue!? O.o
Mortuus is the best oxhorn character hax ftw!
yeah i need to l2readZ0rz
Course Mortuus is a Rogue it says it on this site here lol rofl rofl omg lolomgwtgdairyqueen lolomgbb^q lol “Like i said n00bs im uber uber leet!” Lol i wil nvr stop lol’ing at tht lawls
Correcting my own mistake instead of reading “ubar l33t d00d” i read “ubar l33t dR00d” and i was like “wtfhax?”
appologies…
lolomgwtgdairyqueen lolomgbb^theQ
Isnt Mortuus a Rogue? i am confused :S
i always though mortuus was a rogue
l33t hax ftw!!! gotta love Mortuus! even Blizzard is a fan of him hehe
Mortuus is so haxX he uses warlock gear to fool all you players to think he’s a n00b. Then he wtfpwnz u! Roflmao
Mortuus seems to have gotten a pretty hefty promotion in Cata. http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2010/cataclysm/cataclysm_zones/12319/beta/silverpine_02.jpg
Sweet man, thanks for the screenshot! It will go up Monday
Hah no problem. Now we just have to wait until November to find out what dastardly deeds he’s up too in Silverpine.
i 7HInK J00R 73H b357 700N 3V3R MY L337 d34D Phri3Nd, ftw, lol, toon on firetree,US named after ur b335t vid rroflmao n u cn pwn hr ne time ftw l8r
Mortuus is clerly my faw char xD my first char in wow that i made was an ud and that was 5 yeas a got and still got him and thb my rouge and Mortuus looks wery alike haha i think that’s freekn epiq
mortuus is so uber ub3r 1337
lol this is my favorite character out of them all
Without Mortuus the videos would be worse, Mortuus gives the extra spice to make the uber leet extra funny!! ^_^
flomg pwn Mortuus rocks pwn bloiting r0x0rz b0xorzx fomg d00d hehe =)
Mortuus ftw! His uber l33t hax r0x0rz b0x0rs camp n00bs fishing in warsong bloitting them away omg xD
And i forgot to say that i really love the Singing Voice! !! !!
Mortuus is uber uber l33t! MORTUUS FTW!!
“Im uber uber 1331 so uber uber 1331″-Mortuus, ROFLMAO
Mortuus=UBAR UBAR 1331 PWNIN all N00BZ like Ally!!!
Fantastic, thanks for sharing this information. Looks great on my iPhone, but on the Blackberry Pearl’s browser your site comes out a little erratic.
though i bet i could kick his roxor boxors off his @$$ with my uber uber l33t h4xing DK (level 61 DK deathregon.)
I love these bios they are so UBER UBER L33T FTW rofl rofl rofl
Ubar l33t d00d that pwns lvl 1 n00bs in Westfall.
I found him! He’s stationed next to the sitting peons outside Warsong Holdin Borean Tundra… 1337 h4x FTW! rofl, rofl, rofl, rofl!
Btw… this is my character name… Sen’Jin server. I am a BE warlock… which, according to oxhorn’s rules, is an oxymoron.
Mort is my all-time favorite character in any of Ox’s movies. Mortuus L33T HAX PWNT!!!!
LOL OMG WTG DAIRY QUEEN LOL OMG BBthe Q
Pwn the flak out of those n00bs and knock they’re b0x0rs off do not be a blit you are not just a rogue you’re a ubar l33t class
i dunno htf to speak 1337,not a n00bcake u bloity bloiting kodohead!!
Although he is an ubat 1337 D00d why doesnt he has ubar 1337 quips? ftl pwnt noobcakes!
P.S. mmmmm Noobcakes P.S.P.S. am i the only one here who nows how to spek 1337? P.S.P.S.P.S. and i mean REAL 1337 like dis”1 r3411y pwn7 d47 n0085 f14k h4rd!” P.S.P.S.P.S.P.S. yet there were no spell checks in that last sentence? weird
1 (4|| 5|>33|< |337 ().|| |/3|| Now that is uber l33t speek
OMFG he has the same intentions as I do. I make sure everyone who chose Alliance chose wrong too.
U blit wtf is wrong with u? omg ftw u n00b, get the bloit out of here! i hate elves! gimme a gnome to kick
zomg…pwn those alli’s PWN THEM ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! mort ya rock my socks off….one small question for you oxhorn can you teach me l33t? i wanna drive my guild nuts with it but cant do it very well…-face fault- EPIC FAIL!! helpz me plz… love ya your awesome check my main out on arathor realm when ya ever get a small moment tis us server eth…. lol…
Mort is definately my favourite Oxhorn character. FTW!
“lol omg wtg dairy queen lol omg bb the q” roflmao
I even learnt it
noobcake you freaken bum of a bitch
“and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.” Mortuus FTW!
LoL Rofl wofl Mort U R So Toetally L33T it’s not 3v3n funny
:3 
Oxhorn FTW !
btw….i think blizzard should make some sort of achievement for the Uber L33t title
Oxhorn: so what are you guys reluctant to do? (complete silence) Mortuus: NOOB!
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Mortuus RULES HES UBBER UBBER L33T!!!!!
Mortuus could mabey make a school, were you got teached to speak l33t
And were did r0xers b0xers come from?
Its roxors boxors
WRONG SUH! IT IS “r0xorz b0xorz” SO YOU ARE BOTH WRONG!!
ALL HAIL MORTUUS! btw what does “Hax” mean?
You are free to choose either side, but thank the earthmother for d00dz like Mortuus, reminding those allys that they picked the wrong side.
Blizz mod: And you? Mort: pause un-sheaths swords Pwnt! Pwnt! Pwnt! Pwnt! Pwnt!few more pwnts warp
this guy is awsome
like my name says Uber uber l33t
LOLOMGWTG DAIRYQUEEN,LOLOMGBBTHEQ
FTW Roxorz Boxorz Omg Hax ROFLMAO! ;D
Mortuus will pwn all that is … pwnabul
He speaks in l33t language Ox said it in the article. Mortuus ftw ubar l33t d00d pwning n00bs
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Mortuus is awesome FTW!!!
Mortuus = Chakking bloiting n00bs ftw!
Mortuus FTW ! XD =)
mortuus rules DISCUSSION CLOSED
Well if don´t speak english which language are he speaking? And it´s great of Mortuus to pwn Alliance becose every one hate them.
I call it l33t-speak.
Mortuus FTW! =]