Mortuus is an ubar l33t d00d. You know that guy that pwns ur flak hard? You know that guy who hangs out in Darnassus waiting for some gray elf to walk by? You know that guy who camps the graveyard, waiting for you to respawn? Mortuus, Mortuus, Mortuus. And he makes no apology for his behavior. After all, you chose to play the Alliance, and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.

Mortuus has spent so much time perfecting his l33t ninja skillz that he never had a chance to learn the English language properly, and thus he can’t help but speak in l33t. But don’t make fun of the way he talks, or he’ll r0x0rz ur b0xorz with some r0ffle-waffles, you n00bish bloiting blits. Ftw.

Mortuus makes an appearance in Wrath of the Lich King. Thanks Blizzard!

UPDATE: Guess what? He also makes an appearance in Cataclysm! Here are two pics of him as “Grand Executor Mortuus” in Cataclysm. Thanks AGAIN Blizzard!

Major Movie Appearances:

• Hark! Hear the Wails
• Inventing Swear Words 1
• Inventing Swear Words 2
• ROFLMAO!
• Inventing Swear Words 2.5
• The Peace Circle
• Inventing Swear Words 3
• Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
• Inventing Swear Words 4
• Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
• Inventing Swear Words 5
• Oxhorn Brand Music
• Steak Sandwiches

Mortuus is a real character:

Scout Mortuus
of Silver Hand-US
Level 59 Undead Rogue
0 / 0 / 0

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Professions

• Engineering 300/300 (100%)
• Herbalism 300/300 (100%)

Achievement Points

260 Points 26/1058 (3%)

Recent Achievements

• WoW's 5th Anniversary
• Trick or Treat!
• The Marine Marine
• Crashin' Thrashin' Racer
• He Knows If You've Been Naughty

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