About Oxhorn

OxhornOne day there was a little boy named Brandon. He was tormented as a child by a band of hippies who lived under a nearby underpass. They force-fed him hummus, made him eat tofu, and took away his deodorant. They made-out with trees, egged gas-guzzling cars and engaged in daily “free love” sessions with whomever—and whatever—happened by.

Needless to say, Brandon was very emotionally scarred. He grew up, and after an exciting career as an astronaut-pirate who tamed dinosaurs while moonlighting as a secret agent who got all the ladies, he began calling himself Oxhorn and became a full-time video editor who made machinima movies. While his movies often hint at his tragic past, they will, hopefully, still bring a smile to your face.

Chat with Brandon and Oxhorn fans in the chat room and be sure to show up Thursdays at 7:00 PM Pacific for his weekly show, Scotch & Smoke Rings. If you’re bored, head on over to Oxhorn TV where you can watch all of Oxhorn’s movies with other fans, streaming 24 hours a day. If you want to read some of Oxhorn’s thoughts and see just how troubled he truly is, read his active blog, Blogging with Class. If you’d like to exchange news and stories with other fans, check out the forum. If you’re looking for some swag left over from his pirate career, browse Oxhorn’s store where you can buy shirts, mugs, and all sorts of other coolness. And if one of his songs is stuck in your head, the doctor prescribes buying Oxhorn Brand Music, available on iTunes and Amazon MP3.

(Brandon’s beard, pipe, hat and suspenders are registered trademarks. Do not use them unless you want to be awesome too).

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Contact Oxhorn

 

Use the following form to contact Oxhorn. Be sure to read the FAQs first before asking him any questions about how to make machinima, what server he plays on, what color his britches are and so forth. If you just want to chat, it would be better to leave him a message in the forum.




20 Responses to About Oxhorn

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  2. melodyNo Gravatar says:

    aw why’d you take off the bit in your youtube bio giving props to the Lord

  3. MetNo Gravatar says:

    Tried to send a message, but it looks like it doesn’t send it.

    Just wanted to know what shirt Phineus is wearing in your movies. Looked in wowhead, but just couldn’t find it.

    Thanks

  4. HaxadinNo Gravatar says:

    Cheers Brandon, your movies rule.

  5. DemonkungaNo Gravatar says:

    I just sent him a note through the form above, but it got sent to my email instead. I suppose he’s had too much email lately then so he made it bounce back.

    I was wondering what music he used in his Wickerman Burning video. Also, why isn’t his Wickerman Burning video in his videos section of his site here? I had to find it on YouTube.

  6. KelliNo Gravatar says:

    Sounds like you might have grown up around The Peoples Republic of Freemont. Enoying your work keep it up.

  7. LuufalisNo Gravatar says:

    lol i love this message:
    A chain-gang of enslaved gnomes submitted your question successfully. Gratz!
    oops…looks like i used the contact… feature a bit…not good?

  8. JordanXlordNo Gravatar says:

    you tame dinosuars…..wow….thats awesome!..i throw gnomes at hippies now

  9. drBrickerNo Gravatar says:

    I enjoy a fictional biography as much as the next guy, but honestly Brandon, I don’t YOU should have one. Your life story shows to all inspiring machinimators out there that really anyone can do what they want in life for a living. My personal opinion is you put a real biography up here, but that’s just me.

    • OxhornNo Gravatar says:

      Thanks Dr. Bricker! I have more info about me over at brandonmdennis.com. I placed a timeline here though, which should satisfy your curiosity a tad :)

  10. KcNo Gravatar says:

    Ok I just want a few questions answered…

    1. What WoW server are you on?
    2. What’s your toon name.
    3. is that server a pvp server.

    • roflmaoNo Gravatar says:

      @Kc, my wow name is rentwo relm daggerspine and i dont really know you can check but yeah

    • stevenNo Gravatar says:

      1. silver hand
      2. he has many, some being, oh, i don’t know…. ooxhorn, staghorn and mortuus
      3. dunno find out for yourself
      4. this is all in his faq
      5. he bareley plays anymore. he only logs in to film machinima.
      6. this is also in his faq.

  11. WilliamNo Gravatar says:

    I want to know the real story of how you grew up.

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