Monday brings with it realities both sweet and sour, but for this derby-wearing friendly fellow, it’s time for an update.

Lots of changes here at oxhorn.com! Let’s go through them:

1. You may have noticed a new toolbar along the bottom, packed with some sweet features. Using this toolbar you can watch all my movies on YouTube without leaving this site, read and subscribe to my Twitter feed, read and subscribe to my Facebook Pages profile, see how many other fans are online, search for content on the site, read weekly messages from me and chat with other fans using the built-in chat room.
2. The site now records the top 5 fans, based on how many comments they post on pages per month. The results are displayed to the left, so continue posting! The more comments you post, the higher in rank you go.
3. The hottest forum threads are now displayed in the sidebar. Now you don’t have to leave a page to see exactly what’s going on in the forums.
4. Registered users now have their own profile. To find yours, search for your name on the Profiles page. To edit your info, sign in and click “Profile” using the side-bar login to the left.
5. The Forum navigation link has now been moved as a sub-menu item underneath the Community menu link.
6. I’ve made a few new pages, some that are funny, and some that have hidden easter eggs. Can you spot the easter eggs? Let me know on the forum if you find any:

• New 404 Page
• Terms & Conditions Page
• Privacy Statement Page
• Contact Oxhorn Page

This week’s fan art is a collage of screen-caps from my show, made by Connie Windish:

• Collage by Connie Windish

I’m adding a new segment to the show! Do you have a burning question for me, and can’t wait for the show? Would you like to hear your own voice during the show? Record your question as a MP3 and send me a link to it using the Contact Form. If I like it, I will play it during the show and answer it. Here is last week’s show:

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I am wading knee deep through the waters of working-on-too-many-projects, and sadly don’t have any teaser screenshots for you. I should have some next week. Until then, I’ll see you during Thursday’s show!

-Ox

Tis Monday, the first–the FIRST!–in this given month of February. I am greeted with trepidations and ire, but what sayeth ye? Surely thine is splendiferous and even quixotic! One might hope.

Sorry, Stag hijacked my keyboard. Time for an update.

FAN MOVIES. We has them.

• What a Wonderful Raid by Felar – This guy was inspired by my movie It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Raid Isn’t Going to Happen. Set to a musical classic! Nice work bro.
• Lovely, You’re Lovely Fan Version by Faceless0taku – GREAT work man! Major props! Can’t wait to hear more from you.

I made some major changes to my MySpace and Twitter pages to make them look a bit better. What do you think of the changes?

• MySpace New Layout
• Twitter New Layout

Last week’s show was great! Loving the new chat overlay. Had some nice discussions on current topics. If you missed it, you can watch it here:

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Hey! Burns! Fan art! I have an opening right now for a very talented fan who dabbles in Photoshop to make piercing and witty burns for absolutely no compensation other than the feeling of getting a shout-out during my show and having their masterpiece added to the fan art gallery. To apply, use this form. Please note: all applicants must stay classy. Any un-classy applicants will be fed to the rather irritable sloth that lives under my desk.

That’s it for this week! Check out my show this Thursday, which is sure to be life changing. For someone. In Belgium. And be sure to chat with everyone over on the forums. The user with the most posts this week wins a cascade of happy feelings and good wishes from me.

-Ox

It’s the start of another Monday, not quite so glorious as the last. But where there is hope, one might believe that the next will far exceed it. Three bloitting cheers for hope.

I’ve started a new script! Expect new Oxhorn material in the coming weeks. Until then, here is last week’s show to tide you over:

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Let me know how you like the new format.

As we all know, the Haiti earthquake has really devastated the region. Two hundred thousand some-odd people dead, food and water running scarce, no government, no police—yeah, it’s bad. If you want to donate, here is a link to a charity I trust:

• Food for the Poor

And that’s it for this week! See you this Thursday, hopefully, with stars in my eyes and rays if sunlight emanating from my facial orifices.

-Ox

Happy MLK Monday! Because a free day off is always a good thing.

Here some fan art and videos for ya:

• Thunk’s First Moment by Spencer Dinan
• Fred & Ox by JohnDej
• Abbot & Ox by JohnDej
• Laurel & Ox by JohnDej
• Entertaining & Pointless by TearsofJoy909

I made a few changes to the site. I added a separate landing page for my album Oxhorn Brand Music. It has the lyrics and scripts to all the songs and skits in it. I also added new thumbnails to many of the Screenshots, and added a new page for Contests under Images.

Last week’s show was, as always, flemborent in a sublurious sort of way.

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Got your own fan art? Have a burn for next week’s show? Wanna give me a piece of your mind? Send it all to me using the contact form. That’s it for this week!

Good night. And good luck. Pretension. I has it.

-Ox