Happy sparkling Monday to each and every one of you. May your day be riddled with dew and warm sunshine, with just the chance of soft fragrant breezes. And chainsaw wielding badgers.

My contests are well under way! I’ve received dozens of submissions so far, all of them excellent. There is still plenty of time! With $130 in prizes, it’s totally worth the effort to whip out Photoshop for a bit. You can read the rules here. Remember, the contests end St. Patrick’s Day!

My show just keeps getting better and better, if I do say so myself. Last week was a blast, and I showed off a few cigar tricks. If you missed it, you can watch it here on the show page. Click the “On Demand” button and then browse to Episode 32.

YayZee.com launched their website and announced their new game last week. As I announced during my show, we’ll be offering exclusive private beta invites to everyone who signs up for the website between now and the start of our beta, sometime in mid-March. If you’d like to be the first to get your hands on the Facebook game we’re making, head on over and sign up! Be sure to post in the forums a bit! The community there is growing strong.

That’s all for now fellows and fell-ettes! See you this Thursday at 7:00 for Episode 33.

-Ox

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, I’m happy to announce two new contests with $130 in prizes! “Oxhorn’s Face Fun Contest” and “Oxhorn’s Fan Art Contest”. So whip out Photoshop, put on your creative goggles and happy image-making! The full rules are on my blog. Click here to read them.

I’ve totally re-done my show. I am now using Livestream to broadcast instead of Ustream, and I couldn’t be happier. Check out my new show page and leave a comment! If you missed last week’s show, click the “On Demand” button and select “Episode 31”.

I shnazzed up my Facebook Page a bit by adding an MP3 player and a separate tab for my show. Now you don’t have to leave Facebook to watch my show or listen to my music. Hooray!

I was recently interviewed by our good Jesse Cox, voice actor extraordinaire. He hosts his own show called PUG over at OMFG.fm. Check it out here (scroll down until you see my name).

That’s it for now! I can’t wait to see your submissions to the contest. See you this Thursday for Scotch & Smoke Rings!

-Ox

Monday;
the day for updating,
when handsome Oxhorn news abounds.

Bad haikus aside, it is update time, and what I lack in new movies, music or screenshots I make up in verbose bloviations.

First! If you watch my show at all, you know that I have a new job working for a video game company, and that we are about to release our game. You’ll also know that we are throwing around the idea of inviting all Oxhorn fans to a closed beta of the game. So keep your browser tuned to this handsome channel if you would like to participate. More news to come!

Second! If you watched my show last week, you’ll know that Ustream is out to get me. I say this, not as a paranoid man, but as a paranoid man who looks rather snappy in suspenders. Last week, I was unable to broadcast from my Ustream channel, and was forced to make a new channel and broadcast from it. I just recently tried testing my new channel, and am again unable to broadcast. Is this a conspiracy? Have the Ustream staff been so overwhelmed by the power of my beard that they have set out to destroy my humble little show? I can think of no other solution!

I am thinking of using a new platform. Any suggestions? Know of any way I can save my old Ustream shows and transfer them to a new platform? Your knowledge is required! Send me your thoughts using the contact form.

But, until I decide to switch platforms, I’ll just have to keep using Ustream. I have added a new page with archives of my previous shows, which you can watch any time. Check it out here. Here is last week’s fantastic—and might I dare to say charming—show:

• Scotch & Smoke Rings Episode 30

I’ve started a new segment of the show, called “Expositions”. I’ll post them every week after the show on my blog. Here is last week’s exposition:

• Exposition 01 – Dandified Fops

That’s all for now! Tune in next time for another mind-boggling update from…

-Ox

Good gravy, it appears that it is Tuesday. Guess this groundhog came out of his hole a day late.

I wish I had screenshots for you! But alas, not quite yet. I have been busy with a project, but the combination of new job and commissions has kept my time spent on machinima low. New stuff in the works though!

Here are two new burns by our ever-talented BigStacksTwo:

• Ox is Evan?
• Ox is Lich King?

Here is last week’s show, which was an hour long of scrumptious goodness:

• Scotch & Smoke Rings Epi. 29

To all of you who bought my Christmas album, you have my thanks! Just got my first check and, I must say, you all deserve back-rubs.

That’s all for now, see you Monday!

-Ox